Anime Review: Mars of Destruction

Anime Title: Mars of Destruction
Episodes: 1
Genre: Horror, sci-fi, trash
Rating: R+

Pre-review Warning
Mars of Destruction is highly regarded as the worst anime ever. However, as an anime fan, it is your duty to suffer through it at least once. It's a twenty minute OVA, and it's pretty bad . . .

Story 
Mars of Destruction tells the harrowing story of some girls who fight against some sort of evil force from outer space. MyAnimeList has the actual synopsis but I feel like mine is more accurate.

Characters
My favorite character from MoD is Girl With Pink Hair. Her personality definitely shined through the most. Other characters worth mentioning include Girl With Brown Hair, That One Guy Who Seemed to Have a Backstory but was Ultimately Unimportant, The One Characters That Got Her Head Blown Off, and others. MoD did not do a very good job of developing their characters, so it was hard to get attached to them.

Art
The animation in Mars of Destruction was sub-par. The colors didn't stand out very much, and the characters moved unnaturally. It seemed like this anime had a small budget, so there were no scenes that stood out in a very good way.

Music
While Beethoven is a fantastic composer, his music didn't fit very well into most of the scenes.

Other Thoughts/Things Worth Mentioning About . . .
The Feels. This anime may cause you to cringe intensely. If you feel any pain due to the amount of facepalming that will occur, you should probably stop watching, cleanse yourself by watching an episode of a worthwhile anime, and come back.
Streaming. This anime is available on YouTube.
Sub vs Dub. It is only available in sub.

To watch or not to watch?
Humans naturally are interested in things that are absolutely terrible. It's the reason we watch thirty minute long compilations of American Idol fails. If you enjoy causing yourself pain or you want to understand why people hate MoD, then I think you should watch it.
But if you are actually looking for an anime that's decent, you should stay as far away from this one as possible.